Category Archives: Adult Humor
Road tripping
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. […]
Continue readingInstagram Models Banned From Major League Baseball After Flashing During World Series
[wpedon id=”881″ align=”center”] With the series tied at 2-2, between the Houston Astros and Washington Nationals, the two flashed cameras, putting the pitcher off, with the two women involved later outing themselves as the ‘offenders’.
Continue readingNew Golf Course
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a […]
Continue readingAnother Drunken Irishman Joke
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day. Mick, the bartender says, “You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy.”. Paddy replies, “OK Mick, […]
Continue readingThe Leprechaun
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. As he’s drinking one drink and the […]
Continue readingAn Irishman goes into a pub
An Irishman goes into a pub and orders three whiskeys. After he has put them on the bar, the barman says to him “That’s not like you, Paddy, you’re normally a Guinness man!” Paddy replies, […]
Continue readingTop Salesman
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a […]
Continue readingTeacher
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they all […]
Continue readingFarmhouse
A Welsh farmer drove to a neighbours farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or your mum home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” […]
Continue readingOne of life’s little perils
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She was not aware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. When her husband came home unexpectedly, she hid her […]
Continue readingThe difference if you marry a Canadian girl
The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came […]
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