Road tripping

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. […]

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Halloween

“Are you kiddin’? I know I’m ugly. Halloween, my wife sends the kids out dressed like me.” [wpedon id=”881″ align=”center”]

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Catnip

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Hawaiian Vacation

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation, by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they […]

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Weather Service

The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been […]

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The Mother of All Jihadist Jokes

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and […]

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Driving Home

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. […]

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Another Drunken Irishman Joke

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day. Mick, the bartender says, “You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy.”. Paddy replies, “OK Mick, […]

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The Italian Lawyer

An Italian lawyer and an Irishman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Irishmen are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily…So the […]

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Murphy goes to confession

Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry […]

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An Evening With Robin Williams 1983

One of my favorite all time comedians. Sadly he passed away in a very tragic manner. I cried like a baby when he passed. This video was filmed live in San Francisco back in 1983 […]

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Old man Murphy

Old man Murphy and old man Sean were contemplating life when Murphy asked, “If you had to get one or the other would you rather get Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s? ”Sure, I rather have Parkinson’s”, replied […]

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