Category Archives: Dirty Humor

A Night Out

Keep in mind that some things may not be what they seem to be.

An Irishman goes into a pub

An Irishman goes into a pub and orders three whiskeys. After he has put them on the bar, the barman says to him “That’s not like you, Paddy, you’re normally a Guinness man!” Paddy replies, […]

Farmhouse

A Welsh farmer drove to a neighbours farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or your mum home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” […]

Little Johnny

One day, little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked the kids to learn a new word over the weekend. On Monday, they would have to use the new word in a sentence. Little […]

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a […]

Paddy and Colleen on a date

Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out ”Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!” Paddy, not wanting to pass […]

My wife walked in to the room when I was in the

middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, “God, I wish that I’d used a condom now.”

Elongated

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized penises.

Sausage

Murphy and Seamus are planning to go out on a Saturday night, but only have 50 cents between them. Murphy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Seamus, goes to a butcher shop […]