Category Archives: Adult Humor
Biker and the babe
A group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly […]
Continue readingLittle Johnny
One day, little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked the kids to learn a new word over the weekend. On Monday, they would have to use the new word in a sentence. Little […]
Continue readingScam
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you […]
Continue readingViagra
A woman asks her husband, ‘Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?’ He declines. ‘Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this […]
Continue readingWORDS OF WIT AND WISDOM
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. But I never saw either on the calendar Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it. My friend has kleptomania, but when it […]
Continue readingNew golf shoes
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, […]
Continue readingA sexually active woman
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a […]
Continue readingDoctor
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. […]
Continue readingPaddy and Colleen on a date
Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out ”Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!” Paddy, not wanting to pass […]
Continue readingRejected pick-up lines
“Nice legs. When do they open?” “Nice mouth. When does it shut?” “How did you get to be so beautiful?” “I must have been given your share.”
Continue readingMy wife walked in to the room when I was in the
middle of a furious argument with our son. When he ran out of the room crying, I said to my wife, “God, I wish that I’d used a condom now.”
Continue readingBoating Surprise
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says, “John, what are you so happy for?”
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