Category Archives: Adult Humor

Scrotum

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie stood up and walked to the podium.

Mike’s Grandmother

Mike’s grandmother thought she’d grown a set of testicles when she got up this morning.

The Nurse

Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh… “Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

Top 10 Signs Your Prostate Exam is Not Going Well

#10: Doctor: “Oops, there goes my watch again…” #9: You look on the wall to find your doctor got his MD from the University of Phoenix. #8: While performing the exam, something bites your doctor’s […]

The wife asks

If I could have a threesome, which of her friends would I choose.

So how is your day?

So a big biker walks into the bar looking for a fight and sees this guy sitting at the bar with a freshly opened bottle in front of him. So the biker walks up and […]

Elongated

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized penises.

Transportation in Heaven

And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said – “You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your […]

Workplace Vocabulary Lesson

Assmosis – The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss. Blamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a […]

Sauerkraut

A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount on money and asked […]

Pentagon Incentive

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a […]

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