Category Archives: Blonde Jokes

Another Blond Joke

A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench […]

A blonde and brunette were watching the ..

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you […]

Blonde on a plane

A Blonde is sitting in First Class on an Airplane. The Stewardess tells her” I’m sorry but you have a Coach ticket, you will have to move. The Blonde says ” I’m blonde, I’m beautiful […]

A “Blonde” story to end all blonde stories

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she […]

A beautiful mid-twenties blonde

, trained by her dad to do handy-man work, needed to make a few extra bucks. She put on her hip belt full of tools and rushed to the wealthiest of neighborhoods and knocked on […]

Dippy Blonde Driver’s Test

Jim’s wife slammed the front door and slumped on the sofa. “How did your driving test go?”, he asked.

Ditzy Blonde

One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away.

A Date With a Ditzy Blonde

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers’ Lane” where they were making out.The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get […]

How about a couple of blonde jokes

Blonde Logic Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and […]

Better Living Through Pharmacology

New Drugs on the Market St. Mom’s Wort – Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. Empty Nestrogen – Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing […]

Words from Women

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde. – Dolly Parton You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, […]

The Blondes Fight Back

What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it.

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