Category Archives: Animals and Pets

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Seven Cats

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats […]

Two Alligators

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, “I don’t understand how you can be so much bigger than I am. We’re the […]

The Monkey at the bar

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats […]

Just along for the ride

“Come with us in the raft Whiskers.” they said. “It’ll be a lot of fun.” they said.

Gone to the dogs

The doggies had a meeting, they came from near and far, some of them by aeroplane and some by motor car.

Theater Dog

A man went to the cinema. As he sat down to watch the film and his eyes got accustomed to the dark, he noticed a dog sitting on the seat beside him. He was somewhat […]

The Deep Hole

These two guys out hunting find a hole in the woods that’s about three feet across, but it’s so deep that when they drop a rock, they hear no sound. So they drop a bigger […]

Friendly Dog?

One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the patient into the doctor’s office.