Category Archives: Irish Humor

A toast to the wife

Paddy Reilly hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” – and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the […]

Sausage

Murphy and Seamus are planning to go out on a Saturday night, but only have 50 cents between them. Murphy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Seamus, goes to a butcher shop […]

Short Ireland Jokes

Q: Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: There’s one less drunk. Q: How does every Irish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.

Jim Davidson – Two Irish Drunks in a Bar

Jim Davidson tells of his Irish Mother and the sayings she used say. Also an hilarious impersonation of Two Drunks in a Bar.

Paddy the Mick at the Olympics

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight,

Paddy the Mick #1

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities’ brains were for sale for transplant purposes.

Paddy the Mick joins the Military

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman although already in the forces decided they’d join the S.A.S. Upon being called for an interview the recruiting Sergeant explained that in order to be accepted into the […]

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