Category Archives: Ethnic Humor

The Irish

Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. “Ah, will you look at that?” one ditch […]

Chocolate

A Norwegian and a German entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the German stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the German said to the Norwegian, “Man I’m the best […]

A guy goes into the confessional booth after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry […]

At last, they’re finally together..

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At […]

At confession

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed […]

English, Irish and Scottish Wives Playing Golf

The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why […]

Guinness

Paddy goes to the home of best friend Mike with some bad news for his wife Mary. Upon arrival and being greeted by Mary, Paddy tells her “Aye, Mary I have wee bit o’ terrible […]

Naked

Murphy comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. Mary is laying naked on the bed Murphy “Mary what you doing, lying there naked on the bed”? Mary “Murph, I have nothing to wear”. Murphy “What you mean you have […]

Gone to the dogs

The doggies had a meeting, they came from near and far, some of them by aeroplane and some by motor car.

20 Years

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table […]

What Do I Look Like?

There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, “Honey, look at the walls. They haven’t been painted as long […]

The Man Who Orders Three Beers

An Irishman by the name of Paul McLean moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three […]

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