Category Archives: Kids

Halloween

“Are you kiddin’? I know I’m ugly. Halloween, my wife sends the kids out dressed like me.” [wpedon id=”881″ align=”center”]

Teacher

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they all […]

Good Manners

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners and asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how […]

Seven Cats

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats […]

One of life’s little perils

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She was not aware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. When her husband came home unexpectedly, she hid her […]

Where babies come from

Here Virginia take a look at where babies come from

Just along for the ride

“Come with us in the raft Whiskers.” they said. “It’ll be a lot of fun.” they said.

Cow Childbirth

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, “Great…he’s 4 and I’m gonna have […]

Better Living Through Pharmacology

New Drugs on the Market St. Mom’s Wort – Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. Empty Nestrogen – Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing […]

Rules Kids Won’t Learn in School

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you […]

Where’s Barney?

A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, “Do you think I’ll find Big Bird in here?” The little […]

Great Truths About Life that Adults Have Learned

– Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. – There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here […]

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