Category Archives: Marriage

Adopted

My wife just found out that she was adopted and was devastated.. She kept saying why didn’t they want me?!

Guinness

Paddy goes to the home of best friend Mike with some bad news for his wife Mary. Upon arrival and being greeted by Mary, Paddy tells her “Aye, Mary I have wee bit o’ terrible […]

Murphy comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. Mary is laying naked on the bed Murphy “Mary what you doing, lying there naked on the bed”? Mary “Murph, I have nothing to wear”. Murphy “What you mean you have […]

Scrotum

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie stood up and walked to the podium.

Dippy Blonde Driver’s Test

Jim’s wife slammed the front door and slumped on the sofa. “How did your driving test go?”, he asked.

Send the Money

A man once answered an advertisement in the newspaper which said, “New Porsche — $50.00”

So how is your day?

So a big biker walks into the bar looking for a fight and sees this guy sitting at the bar with a freshly opened bottle in front of him. So the biker walks up and […]

Marital Humor

Wife: ’What are you doing?’ Husband: ’Nothing’. Wife: ’Nothing..? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour!!’

20 Years

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table […]

What Do I Look Like?

There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, “Honey, look at the walls. They haven’t been painted as long […]

Fairy Story

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such […]

A couple of rib ticklers

Bats in the Belfry Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried […]

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