Category Archives: Religious Humor

The Irish

Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. “Ah, will you look at that?” one ditch […]

A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more. “And just how […]

Confession

A guy goes into the confessional booth after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry […]

Shlomo was walking home late at night and

sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars”, she whispers. Shlomo had never been with a hooker before, but what the heck, its only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes. They’re in there […]

Two Jews walk by a church and

notice a sign: ‘Convert Now – Receive the truth of Christ and $2,000’. One of them says to the other, “$2,000 is a lot of money. Let me go in and see what they have […]

At last, they’re finally together..

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At […]

Scrotum

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie stood up and walked to the podium.

A couple of rib ticklers

Bats in the Belfry Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried […]

Transportation in Heaven

And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said – “You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your […]

10 Jokes About Doctor Visits (Compilation) – OldJewsTellingJokes

Get enough old Jews together and they’ll no doubt joke about their visits to the doctor. We picked the best ones, so turn up your hearing aid and have a listen! Need I say more?

Get a Haircut

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said […]

Weddings

Being Irish, it is a natural that funerals are considered to be joyous event whilst weddings are to be avoided (especially ones own for as long as possible). Given that however I had the pleasure […]

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