Category Archives: Women

Driving Home

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. […]

Teacher

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they all […]

Hillary and Janet

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with […]

THE SMARTER SEX

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their […]

New golf shoes

Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, […]

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a […]

Adopted

My wife just found out that she was adopted and was devastated.. She kept saying why didn’t they want me?!

Naked

Murphy comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. Mary is laying naked on the bed Murphy “Mary what you doing, lying there naked on the bed”? Mary “Murph, I have nothing to wear”. Murphy “What you mean you have […]

Marital Humor

Wife: ’What are you doing?’ Husband: ’Nothing’. Wife: ’Nothing..? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour!!’

20 Years

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table […]

What Do I Look Like?

There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, “Honey, look at the walls. They haven’t been painted as long […]

A couple of rib ticklers

Bats in the Belfry Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried […]

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