Category Archives: Work

Employee Evaluation

Be sure to read through to the bottom… 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to […]

Things you wish you could say at work

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. I’m not being rude, […]

Signs it’s your last day at work

You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?” you realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail. As a woman comes into the […]

My morning commute

My morning commute was hectic today.. I skipped over a cat toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though. I love my days off…

Tips from Employees to Their Managers

Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4pm and then bring it in to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If its a rush job, run in and interrupt me […]

Workplace Vocabulary Lesson

Assmosis – The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss. Blamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a […]

Getting Rid of Telemarketers

If you are anything like me, those telemarketing calls we receive always seem to come at the worst possible time, like when you are making dinner or you have company. What makes it even worse […]

Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Work

“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” – “This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”

Amateur comedian and webmaster by night but during the daytime I do tech support. Yes that is right, technical support and that can pose its own set of unique challenges especially when there is a […]

The Balloonist

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell […]

Sauerkraut

A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount on money and asked […]

More How to Mess Up a Job Interview

We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of […]

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