Catnip

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Husband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby Locations

U.S.—In a move to help oppressed husbands who are forced to walk around the craft store in a daze for hours as they lose all sense of time and space, Hobby Lobby has unveiled its […]

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Hillary and Janet

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with […]

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Texas Chili Cook Off

Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at […]

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