Category Archives: Random Musings

The Woman Screaming at the Cat

You’ve seen the viral meme — a split-screen of a blonde-haired woman yelling at a white cat making a face in front of a plate of lettuce. The meme has inspired countless laughs, but the […]

Instagram Models Banned From Major League Baseball After Flashing During World Series

[wpedon id=”881″ align=”center”] With the series tied at 2-2, between the Houston Astros and Washington Nationals, the two flashed cameras, putting the pitcher off, with the two women involved later outing themselves as the ‘offenders’.

Hawaiian Vacation

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation, by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they […]

Husband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby Locations

U.S.—In a move to help oppressed husbands who are forced to walk around the craft store in a daze for hours as they lose all sense of time and space, Hobby Lobby has unveiled its […]

Been Awhile

Yeah, it has been a while since I had done any writing on this site. Mostly I have just been grabbing jokes and posting them on here as time permits. Funny thing about life is […]

Teacher

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they all […]

One of life’s little perils

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She was not aware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. When her husband came home unexpectedly, she hid her […]

The difference if you marry a Canadian girl

The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came […]

Hillary and Janet

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with […]

Biker and the babe

A group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly […]

The burglar

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from […]

Viagra

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband’s sex drive. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor. ‘Not a chance’ says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an […]

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