Category Archives: Random Musings

Affair

Breakfast was a very late affair that day …… and the husband and wife were fragile indeed, badly hung over from a particularly wild party the night before. Bleary-eyed, with two trembling hands holding his […]

Fly Hunting

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around holding a flyswatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m hunting house flies.” he responded. “Oh, have you killed any?” she asked. “Yep, […]

Paddy and Colleen on a date

Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out ”Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!” Paddy, not wanting to pass […]

Cruise ship

A cruise ship is sailing in the Caribbean.. The cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” […]

Earthquake

A large earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East . Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured. Iraq , Iran and Syria were totally ruined […]

He was a good dog

He was a good dog. He was a smart, very good boy. Who was a good dog? Who’s a handsome, good boy? Was it you? Yes it was… ——Dog obituary

Time for an appointment with the gynecologist

earlier in the week. Early that morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone […]

Two Med Students and The old Man

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: “I’m sure that […]

Marcus & Yacov

Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits. “Pincus,” Yacov said, “the last time we came to you for new suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The […]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed

watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be eight again’, she […]

In the court room

Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.” Q: “Officer — who provided […]

Old lady Marge had a plumbing problem

The plumber spent almost an hour on the repair. When Marge saw the bill for $175 she said Wait! This can’t be right. This is about twice as much as my Doctor charges for a […]

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