Category Archives: Random Musings
A beautiful mid-twenties blonde
, trained by her dad to do handy-man work, needed to make a few extra bucks. She put on her hip belt full of tools and rushed to the wealthiest of neighborhoods and knocked on […]
Continue readingSafe Spaces
Generally speaking I try to keep my political leanings to myself on this site but there are those occasions when I see crap that has gone on since the election that just make me wonder […]
Continue readingWho pays the Checker?
There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use restroom of gender they “identify” with or required to use restroom of their biological […]
Continue readingVirginity explained by Confucius
Disciple: “Male virgins are often shamed and ridiculed.” Confucius: “Exactly.” Disciple: “However, female virgins are viewed in a more positive way. Where does the difference come from?” Confucius: “An army that has failed all its […]
Continue readingSpring ahead, time travellers
This past weekend we went through the ritual of moving our clocks ahead an hour. Here are a few tributes to that event!
Continue readingIf you’re a cop…
…Nine Ways NOT To Start Your Police Report: 1. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times … 2. The names contained in this report have been changed to protect the […]
Continue readingRejected pick-up lines
“Nice legs. When do they open?” “Nice mouth. When does it shut?” “How did you get to be so beautiful?” “I must have been given your share.”
Continue readingAll about health and fitness
Get a look at these redneck six pack abs. Mine got traded in for a keg years ago
Continue readingHow To Make Pie
Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, “How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?” “Well, it’s a family secret,” she said. “But if you […]
Continue readingMike’s Grandmother
Mike’s grandmother thought she’d grown a set of testicles when she got up this morning.
Continue reading20 Years
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table […]
Continue readingRandom Musings
Ransom A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o’clock the next day if he ever wanted to see […]
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