Category Archives: Random Musings
Questions of Logic
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Continue readingNon-Deep Thoughts
– I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. – I had amnesia once — or twice. – I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. […]
Continue readingMore Questions of Logic
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Continue readingRules Kids Won’t Learn in School
Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you […]
Continue readingThe Tate Family
You may have heard of the Tate Family. Members of this family attend every group. There is Dic Tate who wants to run everything. Ro Tate tries to change things — whether they need it […]
Continue readingWorkplace Vocabulary Lesson
Assmosis – The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss. Blamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a […]
Continue readingDon’t Forget to Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die
A woman had died in January, but her bank had billed her for their annual service charges for February and March on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly […]
Continue readingGetting Rid of Telemarketers
If you are anything like me, those telemarketing calls we receive always seem to come at the worst possible time, like when you are making dinner or you have company. What makes it even worse […]
Continue readingA True Friend
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scummy bastard who made you sad. When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about […]
Continue readingHow To Know You’re Ready For Parenthood
MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the […]
Continue readingThe Rules of Chocolate
– If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. – Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. […]
Continue readingThe Intelligent Blonde
An intelligent blonde was opening her morning paper, when she noticed a page filled from top to bottom with blonde jokes. Needless to say, this put her in a very bad mood, which continued as […]
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