Category Archives: Random Musings

The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything. 14 YEARS OF […]

Always Wear Your Seat Belt

This old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he’s driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state patrol car behind him. He says to his wife, “Quick, […]

Not Much of A Man

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man’s […]

World’s Thinnest Books

America’s Most Popular Lawyers Dr. Kevorkian’s Collection of Motivational Speeches How to Get to The Super Bowl – by Dan Marino Things I Can’t Afford – by Bill Gates My Plan to Find the Real […]

Baked Beans Lover

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met […]

Through the years it has become so easy to get insanely stressed out during the Christmas season, so many of us without realizing can place many unrealistic expectations on ourselves and others. All the while […]

Surviving Christmas with your sanity intact

The holiday season officially starts on the last Friday of November, when the first shopper is trampled at Walmart. But the holidays really begin on December 26, the day after last year’s Christmas, when your […]

The Balloonist

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell […]

Sauerkraut

A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount on money and asked […]

If The Earth Were a Small Village

If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village of 100 people, with everything else remaining the same, it would look like this: There would be:

Pentagon Incentive

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a […]

Weddings

Being Irish, it is a natural that funerals are considered to be joyous event whilst weddings are to be avoided (especially ones own for as long as possible). Given that however I had the pleasure […]

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