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Dinner Date

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and […]

The Big Beautiful Ass

There was a poor man, all he had was a donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. Wanting to celebrate, he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He […]

WORDS OF WIT AND WISDOM

In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. But I never saw either on the calendar Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it. My friend has kleptomania, but when it […]

Breakfast was a very late affair that day …… and the husband and wife were fragile indeed, badly hung over from a particularly wild party the night before. Bleary-eyed, with two trembling hands holding his […]

Cruise ship

A cruise ship is sailing in the Caribbean.. The cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” […]

He was a good dog

He was a good dog. He was a smart, very good boy. Who was a good dog? Who’s a handsome, good boy? Was it you? Yes it was… ——Dog obituary

Time for an appointment with the gynecologist

earlier in the week. Early that morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone […]

Marcus & Yacov

Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits. “Pincus,” Yacov said, “the last time we came to you for new suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The […]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed

watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be eight again’, she […]

In the court room

Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.” Q: “Officer — who provided […]

Old lady Marge had a plumbing problem

The plumber spent almost an hour on the repair. When Marge saw the bill for $175 she said Wait! This can’t be right. This is about twice as much as my Doctor charges for a […]

Gone to the dogs

The doggies had a meeting, they came from near and far, some of them by aeroplane and some by motor car.

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