Tag Archives: bar

New Golf Course

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a […]

Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to git cancer?” “Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer. “And now someone […]

The Leprechaun

An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. As he’s drinking one drink and the […]

An Irishman goes into a pub

An Irishman goes into a pub and orders three whiskeys. After he has put them on the bar, the barman says to him “That’s not like you, Paddy, you’re normally a Guinness man!” Paddy replies, […]

A man walked into a bar ..

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, “Nice tie.” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except […]

The Monkey at the bar

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats […]

Boating Surprise