Tag Archives: beer

New Golf Course

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a […]

Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to git cancer?” “Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer. “And now someone […]

A stupid, good ‘ol Texan boy on a flight

flags down a steward and says, “Captain, I want a drink but I don’t see any of those sexy little stewardesses around”. The steward answers, “Actually I’m not the captain. This airline is proud to […]

A man walked into a bar ..

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, “Nice tie.” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except […]

Pickled Eggs and Beer – the danger that lies within

As I hearken back to my youth growing up in New Hampshire, I recall this one particular rather cold February morning of sub-zero temperatures and sharing a room with my older brother. Now said older […]

Fly Hunting

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around holding a flyswatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m hunting house flies.” he responded. “Oh, have you killed any?” she asked. “Yep, […]

Chicago

Bob was sitting on the plane at Cleveland waiting to fly to Chicago, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck…pale, hands shaking in fear. “What’s the matter, afraid […]

Guinness

Paddy goes to the home of best friend Mike with some bad news for his wife Mary. Upon arrival and being greeted by Mary, Paddy tells her “Aye, Mary I have wee bit o’ terrible […]

Texas Chili Cook Off

Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at […]

The Man Who Orders Three Beers

An Irishman by the name of Paul McLean moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three […]