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Dinner Date

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and […]

The Big Beautiful Ass

There was a poor man, all he had was a donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. Wanting to celebrate, he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He […]

Another Blond Joke

A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench […]

Blonde on a plane

A Blonde is sitting in First Class on an Airplane. The Stewardess tells her” I’m sorry but you have a Coach ticket, you will have to move. The Blonde says ” I’m blonde, I’m beautiful […]

A beautiful mid-twenties blonde

, trained by her dad to do handy-man work, needed to make a few extra bucks. She put on her hip belt full of tools and rushed to the wealthiest of neighborhoods and knocked on […]

Dippy Blonde Driver’s Test

Jim’s wife slammed the front door and slumped on the sofa. “How did your driving test go?”, he asked.

Ditzy Blonde

One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away.

A Date With a Ditzy Blonde

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers’ Lane” where they were making out.The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get […]

How about a couple of blonde jokes

Blonde Logic Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and […]

The Intelligent Blonde

An intelligent blonde was opening her morning paper, when she noticed a page filled from top to bottom with blonde jokes. Needless to say, this put her in a very bad mood, which continued as […]

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