Tag Archives: blondes

Blonde on a plane

A Blonde is sitting in First Class on an Airplane. The Stewardess tells her” I’m sorry but you have a Coach ticket, you will have to move. The Blonde says ” I’m blonde, I’m beautiful […]

A “Blonde” story to end all blonde stories

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she […]

Dippy Blonde Driver’s Test

Jim’s wife slammed the front door and slumped on the sofa. “How did your driving test go?”, he asked.

Ditzy Blonde

One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away.

A Date With a Ditzy Blonde

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers’ Lane” where they were making out.The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get […]

How about a couple of blonde jokes

Blonde Logic Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and […]

Words from Women

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde. – Dolly Parton You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, […]

The Intelligent Blonde

An intelligent blonde was opening her morning paper, when she noticed a page filled from top to bottom with blonde jokes. Needless to say, this put her in a very bad mood, which continued as […]