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The makers of ‘I Can’t Believe it’s not Butter’
Also offer some smaller-market margarine brands: * Shut The Front Door! * He Won’t Know the Difference * Tasty Valley * Palmer’s Choice * Ya Gotta Be Shittin’ Me * Hell, no! * I Dare […]
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Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, “How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?” “Well, it’s a family secret,” she said. “But if you […]
Continue readingTexas Chili Cook Off
Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at […]
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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: “Why don’t you send her flowers, […]
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