Morris

Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days […]

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A sexually active woman

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a […]

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Medical Exam

This guy wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was […]

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Doctor

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. […]

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Paddy and Colleen on a date

Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out ”Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!” Paddy, not wanting to pass […]

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Old fart goes to the Doctor

“Doc, you GOTTA help me”, says the old man. “What seems to be the problem?” asks the Doctor. “Well every morning, right at eight O’clock, I take a shit. It’s like clockwork. And it’s ruining […]

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Top 10 Signs Your Prostate Exam is Not Going Well

#10: Doctor: “Oops, there goes my watch again…” #9: You look on the wall to find your doctor got his MD from the University of Phoenix. #8: While performing the exam, something bites your doctor’s […]

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Elongated

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized penises.

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