drunk irishman – Portly Irishman’s Pub

Another Drunken Irishman Joke

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day. Mick, the bartender says, “You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy.”. Paddy replies, “OK Mick, […]

Can I blame it on Guinness?

Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to git cancer?” “Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer. “And now someone […]

Sausage

Murphy and Seamus are planning to go out on a Saturday night, but only have 50 cents between them. Murphy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Seamus, goes to a butcher shop […]