golf – Portly Irishman’s Pub

New Golf Course

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a […]

Golf Ethics Question

You are playing in your local club tournament tied for the lead after 17 holes. On the 18th hole you hit a 250 ft drive. Your opponent hooks his shot off into the woods. Being […]

New golf shoes

Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, […]

English, Irish and Scottish Wives Playing Golf

The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why […]

Random Musings

Ransom A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o’clock the next day if he ever wanted to see […]