Tag Archives: humor

Castrated

“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.” “What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement. “It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies […]

Poor guy

A young man, walks into a bar and has a seat. From the back of the bar he hears the most annoying, high pitched, women’s voice say, ” we have a customer asshole, get your […]

Burn

This really shy kid that was getting picked on by this mean girl when the teacher tells her, “Be nice to him, he might be your boss someday.” Without missing a beat he replies, “No […]

Dinner Date

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and […]

The Big Beautiful Ass

There was a poor man, all he had was a donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. Wanting to celebrate, he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He […]

Two men from New York were discussing politics and things… one say’s to the other,”Well now that we’re getting friendly with China, what’d’ya think? Do you like Buddha?” The second man says, ” What?” “Do […]

Paddy the Mick joins the Military

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman although already in the forces decided they’d join the S.A.S. Upon being called for an interview the recruiting Sergeant explained that in order to be accepted into the […]

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