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A woman asks her husband, ‘Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?’ He declines. ‘Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this […]

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Signs That You Are Broke

American Express calls and says, “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You’ve rolled so […]

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