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Doctor
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. […]
Continue readingFly Hunting
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around holding a flyswatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m hunting house flies.” he responded. “Oh, have you killed any?” she asked. “Yep, […]
Continue readingEnglish, Irish and Scottish Wives Playing Golf
The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why […]
Continue readingSend the Money
A man once answered an advertisement in the newspaper which said, “New Porsche — $50.00”
Continue readingPaddy the Mick joins the Military
A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman although already in the forces decided they’d join the S.A.S. Upon being called for an interview the recruiting Sergeant explained that in order to be accepted into the […]
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