kids – Portly Irishman’s Pub

Where babies come from

Here Virginia take a look at where babies come from

Just along for the ride

“Come with us in the raft Whiskers.” they said. “It’ll be a lot of fun.” they said.

Rules Kids Won’t Learn in School

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you […]

Where’s Barney?

A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, “Do you think I’ll find Big Bird in here?” The little […]

How To Know You’re Ready For Parenthood

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the […]