money – Portly Irishman’s Pub

Signs That You Are Broke

American Express calls and says, “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You’ve rolled so […]

The Power of Suggestion

A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more. “And just how […]

Two Jews walk by a church and

notice a sign: ‘Convert Now – Receive the truth of Christ and $2,000’. One of them says to the other, “$2,000 is a lot of money. Let me go in and see what they have […]

English, Irish and Scottish Wives Playing Golf

The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why […]