old fart – Portly Irishman’s Pub

Morris

Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days […]

Two Med Students and The old Man

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: “I’m sure that […]

Old fart goes to the Doctor

“Doc, you GOTTA help me”, says the old man. “What seems to be the problem?” asks the Doctor. “Well every morning, right at eight O’clock, I take a shit. It’s like clockwork. And it’s ruining […]