old guy – Portly Irishman’s Pub

New Golf Course

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a […]

Morris

Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days […]

Old fart goes to the Doctor

“Doc, you GOTTA help me”, says the old man. “What seems to be the problem?” asks the Doctor. “Well every morning, right at eight O’clock, I take a shit. It’s like clockwork. And it’s ruining […]