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Naked

Murphy comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. Mary is laying naked on the bed Murphy “Mary what you doing, lying there naked on the bed”? Mary “Murph, I have nothing to wear”. Murphy “What you mean you have […]

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Send the Money

A man once answered an advertisement in the newspaper which said, “New Porsche — $50.00”

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