Tag Archives: random musings

Tired

I’m tired. For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out it ain’t that. I’m tired because I’m […]

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone reading a PhD dissertation or academic paper. “IT […]

Drinking and driving

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba,said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a po-lice roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ […]

Mammograms

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you […]

AT&T and Me

Me: Hello AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T… Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T… Me: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes this is AT&T… Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may […]

Resurrection Sermon

On Sunday A priest was presenting a children’s sermon before the whole congregation. He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but asking children questions […]

While in third grade

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that eat things. The first little boy said, “Alligator.” “Very good James, that’s a big word.” The second boy said, “Predator.” […]

Little Johnnie and Jenny

Little Johnnie and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnnie goes to Jenny’s father to ask him […]

First Job

One morning a young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order. “Gimme three flat tires and a couple of headlights,” […]

Merger of Auto Makers

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault ‘Clio’ and the old Ford ‘Taurus’ they have designed the ‘Clitaurus’. It comes in pink… and the average […]

A soldier and a nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, […]

Boeing 747 joke

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she […]

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