Tag Archives: random musings

a 747 is no joke

On a recent transatlantic flight, a 747 passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses […]

Every night after dinner, Merle took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, quite inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his […]

Mathematician and a Logistician

A Mathematician runs in to a Logistician at his favorite bar. In the course of conversation, they make a wager; whoever is the first to memorize all the digits in pi collects $100 dollars. A […]

Liberals & Costello – Whos On First

So Trump was helped by Russian hack! how do you know? The wiretaps told us Wait, you wiretapped trump? No of course not that’s stupid, but FLYNN was Helping Russia! how do you know? The […]

Senior Dating

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you […]

George and Dorothy on sex

George, “how do you feel about sex?” Dorothy, “I like it in frequently” George, “is that one word or two?”

Interesting facts about the planet Uranus

-No one wants to explore Uranus. -Due to its poisonous gases, no man can survive anywhere near Uranus. -Scientists have discovered a ring of debris around Uranus! -The world will end if Uranus blows. -Who […]

More Uranus facts

-Thanks to scientist, Ben Dover for his discovery, we can all look up at URANUS now. -URANUS is four times the size of Earth, larger than originally believed. -Scientists had originally thought URANUS was 1.7 […]

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing

in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I`m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.” “That`s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. […]

Smell of coffee

“I woke up this morning to the smell of coffee, bacon on the grill, pancakes being made. I looked around. Dammit! I passed out in Denny’s again!”

Castrated

“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.” “What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement. “It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies […]

Poor guy

A young man, walks into a bar and has a seat. From the back of the bar he hears the most annoying, high pitched, women’s voice say, ” we have a customer asshole, get your […]

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