random musings – Page 4 – Portly Irishman’s Pub

Burn

This really shy kid that was getting picked on by this mean girl when the teacher tells her, “Be nice to him, he might be your boss someday.” Without missing a beat he replies, “No […]

Dinner Date

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and […]

The Big Beautiful Ass

There was a poor man, all he had was a donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. Wanting to celebrate, he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He […]