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There are ways to get things done

A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned […]

Fly Hunting

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around holding a flyswatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m hunting house flies.” he responded. “Oh, have you killed any?” she asked. “Yep, […]

Getting Rid of Telemarketers

If you are anything like me, those telemarketing calls we receive always seem to come at the worst possible time, like when you are making dinner or you have company. What makes it even worse […]