women – Portly Irishman’s Pub

Fly Hunting

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around holding a flyswatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m hunting house flies.” he responded. “Oh, have you killed any?” she asked. “Yep, […]

Boating Surprise

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says, “John, what are you so happy for?”

Dippy Blonde Driver’s Test

Jim’s wife slammed the front door and slumped on the sofa. “How did your driving test go?”, he asked.

Random Musings

Ransom A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o’clock the next day if he ever wanted to see […]

Fairy Story

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such […]