Paddy goes to the home of best friend Mike with some bad news for his wife Mary.
Upon arrival and being greeted by Mary, Paddy tells her “Aye, Mary I have wee bit o’ terrible news to give ye'”
“Jayzus, Mary and Joseph! Mike tell me what happened!” exclaims Mary.
“Aye, it was a terrible thing, Mike fell into one of the vats at the brewery and drowned.” replied Paddy.
“That’s terrible! Was it a quick death at least?” asked Mary.
“I’m afraid not,” Paddy replied, “He got out twice to take a piss”