Author Archive: The Portly Irishman
Road tripping
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. […]
Continue readingThe Woman Screaming at the Cat
You’ve seen the viral meme — a split-screen of a blonde-haired woman yelling at a white cat making a face in front of a plate of lettuce. The meme has inspired countless laughs, but the […]
Continue readingHalloween
“Are you kiddin’? I know I’m ugly. Halloween, my wife sends the kids out dressed like me.” [wpedon id=”881″ align=”center”]
Continue readingInstagram Models Banned From Major League Baseball After Flashing During World Series
[wpedon id=”881″ align=”center”] With the series tied at 2-2, between the Houston Astros and Washington Nationals, the two flashed cameras, putting the pitcher off, with the two women involved later outing themselves as the ‘offenders’.
Continue readingHawaiian Vacation
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation, by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they […]
Continue readingHusband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby Locations
U.S.—In a move to help oppressed husbands who are forced to walk around the craft store in a daze for hours as they lose all sense of time and space, Hobby Lobby has unveiled its […]
Continue readingWeather Service
The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been […]
Continue readingThe Mother of All Jihadist Jokes
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and […]
Continue readingDriving Home
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. […]
Continue readingNew Golf Course
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a […]
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