A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around holding a flyswatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m hunting house flies.” he responded.
“Oh, have you killed any?” she asked.
“Yep, I’ve killed three males and two females.” he replied.
Intrigued she asked, “How in the world can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “That’s easy. Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.”
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