“Doc, you GOTTA help me”, says the old man.
“What seems to be the problem?” asks the Doctor.
“Well every morning, right at eight O’clock, I take a shit. It’s like clockwork. And it’s ruining my life”, complains the old man.
“Well, at your age, I wouldn’t call being Regular a problem” says the Doctor. “As a matter of fact, some people your age would actually call that a blessing!”
“Oh yeah?” says the old man. “Well I don’t wake up until 9!”