A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each
time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his
predicament, suggested he use the attendant’s ladies room, but cautioned him
not to press any of the buttons. There, next to the paper roll were four
buttons marked: “WW” “WA” “PP” and “ATR”.
Making the mistake sooooooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he
disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He
carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water
sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought “Wow, these gals really have it nice!
So, a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button and nice body-temperature
Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably. “Aha” he
thought, “no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these
kinds of services!” So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A
soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted
his bottom lightly with talc. “Man, this is great,” he thought as he reached
out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused,
he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained the last
thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane. The
nurse explained, “Yes, you must have been having a great time until you
pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way, your penis is under
your pillow.”