On Sunday A priest was presenting a children’s sermon before the whole congregation. He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.
Asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very unpredictable.
In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.
The priest called on the boy who answered, “I know that if you have a
resurrection lasting more than four hours you’re supposed to call
a doctor or 911.”
10 minutes later the congregation finally stopped laughing, settled down enough for the
service to continue.