Little Johnny

One day, little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked the kids to learn a new word over the weekend. On Monday, they would have to use the new word in a sentence.
Little Susie’s new word was ‘hospitality’. “My Mom and Dad stayed at a hotel with good hospitality”, she said.

Johnny’s word was ‘contagious’. “My dad and his friend were sitting at the table having a beer, while Mom was mowing the lawn. Dad said to his friend, ‘It’s going to take that contagious to mow that lawn’.”

 

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