Says, “I’m here to apply for the handyman job”
I says can you do plumbing? ‘NO’, he says.
I says, can you do electrical? ‘NO’, he says.
I says, can you drywall? ‘NO’, he says.
You work on cars? ‘NO’, he says.
So I says, “you’re here to apply for the handyman job, what makes you so damn handy?”
He says, “well, I live just around the corner.”